Dear ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my wonderful website. I'm amazing, you're amazing, we're all amazing. I thought since this is interactive, I'll just narrate and comment as we go. Now, did I need to do this? No. Am I just being extra? Yes. However, I'll try to keep this as professional as possible because I love my grade and I don't like seeing it suffer. Now beforehand, if you see any red, italicised words in the middle of sentences, that's probably me commenting on it and not part of the actual writing.
To those of you who don't know me, there is a wonderful digital image of me below. And to those of you who know and have seen me before, we all know I look way better than the picture. It's still good though.
Listed below is a lot of my wonderful attributes. After reading that, we can go to the next page with most of the actual work. No pressure, take your time, I get it, I'm amazing and all those other attributes, one of a kind truly. I'm a ✨ gift to the world ✨
Smart
Amazing
Magnificent
Unique
Excellent
Lively
If you're done reading. Onward to the next page!
And Mrs. Brown if this unnecessary work is gonna affect my score, pls don't take points off. I'm sorry 😭